What if ur Ex says....

1)Why did you let me go?-
Er, human rights? I don't like to waste cash on lawsuits.

2)Can I win you back?-
If you feel like gambling go to the casino in Las Vegas or Macau, or just wait for the Singapore one.

3)But I am very much happy with you back then.-
Speak present tense, I don't understand past.

4)I still love you.-
*yawns* You ate corn before this?

5)When did we last talk?-
Last talked? *gasps* I actually had talked to you before this?

6)Can you go with me?-
Try kidnapping instead.

7)Hey, can i give you/ask for a ride?-
A ride from me? Sure, but I feel it's only responsible for me to fill you in about what happened to the last person whom I gave a ride to.

8)Were you able to move on?-
I'm not paralysed, if that's what you're asking.

9)I regret losing you-
Regret! My, your vocabulary amazes me to to end!

10)I cannot keep my promise to you.-
I apologise if I looked like I care.

11)My parents do not like you.-
No worries, there is no love lost.

12)You have changed.-
For hygiene purposes, I highly recommend you to do so too.

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:D this is fun, happytwin!