I'm blogging a hell lot today ): like damn ass man.

This morning I was totally pissed off. Let's not mention it, 'cause I might just recklessly burn the whole RV down like, right now. But ass it anyway.

I forgot to help Jas collect her homework yesterday :( sorry Jas but you have to understand. I shall explain myself here. I was too exasperated to remember anything.

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* DUE TO THE FACT THAT I'M AFRAID PEOPLE WILL LOWER THEIR SELF-ESTEEM AFTER KNOWING HOW GOOD MY MEMORY IS, I'VE DECIDED TO NOT PUT EVERYTHING DOWN IN EXACT WORDS. Oh yeah, who am I shitting.

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Scenario 1:

Jiaxin: Eh lend me this leh, you use finish liao! *takes my protractor away :( *
Me: I wasn't even measuring! Now, give me back. *take it back from her*

After a while.

Me: Nah, I'm done with it.

So I happily turned to her side and intends to lend her my beautiful protractor and guess what. Her daily practice book has this 'Mike Mike!!!!!! Mike Mike!!!!" surrounded with little hearts.

Me: O.O *jaws drop* *closes mouth*
Jiaxin: Hahahaha. Oh my god MIKE!

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Scenario 2:

Jiaxin: Eh suddenly I find Paul very shuai leh.
Me: What ass luh he's not. Super AP somemore.
Jiaxin: But his side view looks quite shuai la.
Me: Aw, what about your Mike?
Jiaxin: MIKEEE!
Me: *turns back to daily practice book*

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Jas you gotta understand me.

i really thought our friendship would turn out differently.
but it ended up in the trash.
seems like i lost faith in friendships.

P.S Thank you Naihui, even though you might not know what for, and won't even be reading.