1. when you looked at yourself in the mirror today,what was the first thing you thought?
what messy hair.

2. when is the next time you will have sex?
next time?! excuse me? What do you take me for?

3. what's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Floor? Bore? Gore?

4. favorite planet?
dwarf planet Pluto!

5. who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
can't be bothered to check

6. what is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
no idea

7. what kinda shirt you have on?
plain white t(ee) :]

8. describe yourself in one phrase
in one phrase

9. name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
bear-foot

10. bright or dark room?
dark

11. what do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
how would I know who took it before me, you moron.

12. if you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
one of the two.

13. what were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping.

14. what did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
don't you peak at what my Daniel Radcliffe sends to me! [England de Daniel Radcliffe :D]

15. where is your letter box?
in your mouth

16. what's a word that you say a lot?
you, me, they, a, an, and...so on and so forth

17. who told you he/she loved you last?
the other me.

18. last furry thing you touched?
eh, my one-eyed hipopotamus. I hope I got the spelling right.

19. how many drugs have you done in the last three days?
three heroin[e] :D joking. just thought the name was fun to play with.

20. how many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
0

21. favorite age you have been so far?
11 years old. the happiest year of my six years in school.

22. your worst enemy?
MOE & SEAB

23. what is your current desktop picture?
would you take my word for it if I told you your nude picture?

24. what was the last thing you said to someone?
forgot. I think it is, "don't have la..."

26. do you like someone?
do you like being a gugugu popopo popopo?

27. the last song you listened to?
爱情玛奇朵 ( Love Macchiato?! )

28. if the last person you spoke to was getting shot at,would you jump in front of the bullet?
eh, it's my mother leh. Must think twice!

29. if you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
you

30. what is the closest object to your left foot?
my right one.